scootercomputer:

when i was like 5 my friend told me that a prostitute was someone who sold ice cream so for TWO YEARS I TOLD EVERYONE THAT I WANTED TO BE A PROSTITUTE

TWO YEARS

NO ONE FUCKING CORRECTED ME

FOR TW

YEARS

My best friend’s little sister had a long cherished dream of growing up to be a prostitute…helped along by the fact that she was convinced prostitutes were “pretty princesses in long, flowing dresses.”  Fun fact: not an appropriate career choice to bring up in elementary school.

(via brittanas)

Source: percyo
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